Smiley Posted April 24, 2017 Report Posted April 24, 2017 Sent in to Koach.com by someone with a sense of humor: Did I read that sign right? TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat:AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store:BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office:WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN In an office:AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD Outside a second hand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Notice in health food shop window:CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR Seen during a conference:FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that's taking things a bit far! ------------------------------ ----------------------------- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy! ------------------------------ ------------------------------ --- Miners Refuse to Work after Death Good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! ------------------------------ ------------------------ Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial! ------------------------------ ---------------------------- If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile Ya think?! ------------------------------ ------------------------------ ----------- Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Who would have thought! ------------------------------ ------------------------------ ---- Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge He probably IS the battery charge! ------------------------------ ---------------- New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Weren't they fat enough?! ------------------------------ ----------------- Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft That's what he gets for eating those beans! ---------------- ------------------------------ --- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Do they taste like chicken? ****************************** ********** Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Chainsaw Massacre all over again! ****************************** ********************* Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Boy, are they tall! ****************************** ************* And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Did I read that right? ****************************** ********************* Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to .....(maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, at least once a day!
Administrators Nan Posted April 25, 2017 Administrators Report Posted April 25, 2017 Some good ones there
Smiley Posted April 27, 2017 Author Report Posted April 27, 2017 i can't take credit for it; a nice Lady from New York sent it to the Koach.com email site where I get readers corner stufrf.
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