More political jokes

[Stormy]

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.  ~Jay Leno~

 

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.  ~Henry Cate, VII~

 

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office  ~Aesop~

  

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.  ~Will Rogers~

  

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.  ~Nikita Khrushchev~

  

When I was a boy, I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.  ~Clarence Darrow~

 

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.  ~John Quinton~

 

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.  ~Author unknown~

 

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.  ~Oscar Ameringer~

 

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.~Adlai Stevenson, 1952~

 

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.  ~ Tex Guinan~

 

I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.  ~Charles de Gaulle~

 

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.  ~Doug Larson~

 

There ought to be one day -- just one -- when there is open season on congressmen.  ~Will Rogers~ 

[Koach]

lol, those are good.

 

I particularly like this one:

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.~Adlai Stevenson, 1952~