Little Johnny

[Stormy]

Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.

 

Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime, Little Johnny always takes the nickel.

 

One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says,

 

"Johnny, those boys are making fun of you.

 

Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?"

 

 

 

 

Johnny grins and says,

 

"Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!"

[Koach]

LOL