Worst Day Ever

[Stormy]

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

 

"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?", he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

 

So I say, "This is the worst day of my life, I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I got to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I have no theft insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home, I found my wife in bed with another man, then my dog bit me."

 

"So I came here to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, put a capsule in it and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing!

 

"But enough about me, how's your day going?"

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[Smiley]

Any story worth telling is worth telling twice.

[Stormy]

At least that many

[Casa]

LOL , translated it and told it to my wife .

[Guest]

        

[Koach]

lol very funny, and if that is a repeat of the joke, I  can't remember it anyway  

[Stormy]

I somehow posted it twice

[Guest]

That's Ok mr Wilson. Dennis says we all are human!