Administrators Koach Posted January 1, 2016 Administrators Report Posted January 1, 2016 A woman stands nude looking in the bedroom mirror. Says she's not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel absolutely horrible. I look fat and ugly. I am not approaching middle age gracefully. I really need a compliment." Husband replies, "Well, look at the bright side. Your eyesight is damn near perfect!"
TV_Tech Posted January 3, 2016 Report Posted January 3, 2016 this reminds me of my aunt and uncle one xmas years ago. My aunt asked him what he was getting her. He gave it some thought and replied "nothing, you didn't use what I bought you last year". She came back with "what did you buy that I didn't use??". He said "a burial plot!" I hit the ground laughing. She just glared at him LOL!
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