Dr. Geezer's Clinic [Especially for cyniq]

[Stormy]

 

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical   

clinic. 

 

He put a sign up outside that said:  

"Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."   

 

Doctor "Young”, who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic. 

 

Dr. Young: "Dr.Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ??" 

 

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth." 

 

Dr. Young: “Aaagh !! -- This is Gasoline!" 

 

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500." 

 

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money. 

 

Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything." 

 

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth." 

 

Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!" 

 

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500." 

 

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. 

 

Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!” 

 

Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill) 

 

Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!” 

 

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back!  That will be $500." 

 

Moral of Story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"

[Smiley]

AGE AND GUILE WILL DEFEAT YOUTH AND ENTHUSIASM EVERY TIME.

[Guest]

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