Watch real baseball

[Henry]

Top Ten Signs you're Not Watching a Real Baseball Team 

 

From Late Show with David Letterman; Monday, February 20, 1995 

 

You recognize batter as the kid who sold you a hot dog a couple minutes earlier. 

 

Everytime a player slides into second, he busts his hip. 

 

They keep shouting "Do over!" 

 

When umpire yells, "Strike 3!" batter looks at him as if the dude's speaking French. 

 

Try as they might, they just can't scratch themselves like professionals. 

 

First base: Siskel. Second base: Ebert. 

 

Game stops when some lady in a house near the stadium shouts "Dinner time!" 

 

Players constantly adjusting each other's cups. 

 

You overheard the coach yelling, "Run, Forrest, run!" 

 

They play like the Mets 

[Koach]

lol I've often wondered about this too:

Try as they might, they just can't scratch themselves like professionals.

[Casa]

I recognise this when we are playing soccer in the backyard

 

 

Game stops when some lady in a house near the stadium shouts "Dinner time!" ​