THE BLONDE MAN HAS FINALLY ARRIVED...

[Stormy]

 

A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife   shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?"He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what   to do; it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine." 

 

A blonde man goes to the vet with his

goldfish."I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet.   The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me."

The blonde man says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet." 

 

A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat.It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up. 

 

A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"   "Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.   "No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!" 

 

A blonde man was driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another.  A cop car pulls him over, so he tells the cop about all the trees in the road  The cop says, "That's your air freshener swinging about!" 

 

A blonde man's dog goes missing and he is frantic. His wife says "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?"He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing."What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks.   "Here boy!" he replies. 

 

A blonde man is in jail. The guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.   "Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks.   "Hanging myself," the blond replies."The rope should be around your neck" says the guard.   "I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe." 

 

An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"   To which the blonde man replies:   "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat." 

 

A friend told the blonde man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year."   The blonde man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th." 

 

Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.   One asks: "What if one explodes before we get there?"   The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two." 

 

[DashRiprock]

blonde man  *bowing to political correctness?*

 

but A+ for funny jokes, Stormy!

 

 

 

p.s.

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"

Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

[Koach]

LOL they are pretty funny

[Nan]

LOL there are SOOOOOOO many good blonde jokes, as well as Irish jokes and a whole range of others.  I wonder if one day it will be politically incorrect to tell blonde jokes ?