New Year Nerd Resolutions

[Henry]

1. I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it. 

 

2. I will limit my top ten lists to ten items.

 

3. I will spend less than five hour a day on the Internet.                                  

 

4. I resolve to back up my new 400 GB hard drive daily... well, once a week... monthly, perhaps... 

 

5. No more downloads from alt.binaries.*

 

6. I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.

 

7. When I subscribe to a newsgroup or mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it.        

 

8. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer e-mail. 

 

9. I resolve to work with neglected children... my own. 

 

10. I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1.44MB disk.          

 

11. I will stop sending e-mail to my roommate. 

 

12. I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses. 

 

13. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person. 

 

14. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!" 

 

15. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical.

 

16. I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!

 

[Koach]

lol Sorry, Henry. 

 

I can't give up any of those 

 

Koach

[Henry]

lol Koach,i think many ppl can't give up any of those too