Mushrooms

[Stormy]

"How did your first husband die?"

 

"He unknowingly ate poison mushrooms."

 

"How did your second husband die?"

 

"He unknowingly ate poison mushrooms, too."

 

"Omigod!  How did your third husband die?"

 

"He died of a smashed-in skull."

 

"That's horrible.  How did that happen?"

 

"He wouldn't eat the damn mushrooms."

[Smiley]

I sort of saw that one coming.

 

Speaking of mushrooms, Stormy and I are expert.  We were both mushrooms for a few years.  They kept us in the dark and gave us a steady diet of BS.

[Koach]

LOL I've heard both jokes before, but they are still funny every time I hear them

[Nan]

LOL

[Stormy]

LOL, sometimes the old ones are still good. This refers to people as well as jokes