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One day a 12 year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled


up  beside him and the window was wound down. "I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car",  said the driver.


 


"No way, get stuffed",  replied the boy.


"How about a bag of lollies and $10?"  asked the driver.


"I said no way",  replied the irritated youngster.


"What about a bag of juicy lollies and FIFTY dollars eh?",  quizzed the


 driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.


"No, I'm not getting in the fricken car!"  answered the boy.


"Okay, okay, I know what you want. I'll give you $100 and a bag of


 lollies",  the driver offered.


"NO!",  screamed the boy.


"What will it take to get you in the car?"  Asked the driver with a


long  sigh.


The boy replied,  "Listen Dad, you bought the Volvo, you live with


it..."


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