GrandParents

[Stormy]

 

 

 

 

 

  "RETARDED" GRANDPARENTS

Written by a third grader , on what his grandparents  do.

After Christmas , a teacher asked her young pupils how they

spent  their holiday away from school. One child wrote the  following:

 

We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and  Grandpa. They used

to live in a big brick house , but Grandpa got retarded  and they moved to

Florida. Now they live in a tin box that has wheels, but  its strapped to

the ground. They ride around on their bicycles , and wear  name tags ,

because they don't know who they are anymore. They go to a  building

called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed because it  is all

  okay now, they do exercises there , but they don't do them  very well.

There is a swimming pool too, but they all just jump up and down  in it

with hats on. At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old  man

sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they

sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts. Nobody there cooks, they

just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every night - early birds.

Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The ones

who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck. My

Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and ,

says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. When I earn my

retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let

people out, so they can visit their  grandchildren.
 

 

 

 

[Smiley]

I resemble the remarks about grandparents and we only have relative youngsters living in our doll house.

[Nan]

LOL I love it  

[Koach]

I've started my retardment too, and darn proud of it!