Gun Shopping at Dick's Sporting Goods

[Stormy]

Gun Control. It has already started at ****'s Sporting Goods.

When I was ready to pay for my purchases of a new rifle and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control whackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking, security, and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!

I STILL DON'T THINK I LOOKED THAT BAD NAKED.

[Koach]

LOL, I could see that happening.

[Nan]

LOL