whynot-eh Posted December 26, 2013 Report Posted December 26, 2013 Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 5 - iron , standing over a lifeless man..... The detective asks , " Madam , is that your husband ? " " Yes " , says the woman . " Did you hit him with that golf club ? " " Yes , yes I did . " The woman begins to sob , drops the club , and puts her hands on her face . " How many times did you hit him ? " " I don't know , put me down for a five ! "
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