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 Fifteen minutes into the flight from Miami to Toronto, the captain announced : " Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed . There is nothing to worry about . Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled , but we still have 3 engines left . " 

      Thirty minutes later the captain announces : " Sorry , but one more engine has failed and the flight will take another 2 hours . But don't worry as we can fly fine with only 2 engines . "

     An hour later the captain announces : " One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another 3 hours , --- but do not worry as we still have one engine left ! "

 

     A young blonde passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked , " If we lose one more engine , we will be up here all day ! " 

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