Smiling

[Nan]

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very

big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them

what has happened.

 

First body: Pierre Dubois, Frenchman, 60, died of heart

failure while making love to his 20-year old mistress. Hence the

enormous smile, Inspector,' says the Coroner.

 

Second body: Hamish Campbell, Scotsman, 25, won £50,000

on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence

the smile.'

 

The Inspector asked, 'What about the third body?'

 

'Ah,' says the coroner, 'this is the most unusual one.

Paddy Murphy, Irish,30, struck by lightning.'

 

'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector

 

'Thought he was having his picture taken.'

 

[Koach]

lol, say cheese!

[Stormy]

And may you live in interesting times, Paddy, me boyo.

[Henry]

lol