BOB & THE BLONDE

[TV_Tech]

BOB & THE BLONDE:
  
Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. 
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar
And stared up at the TV.
 
The 10 PM news was coming on. 
The news crew was covering the story 
Of a man on the ledge of a large building 
Preparing to jump.

 

The blonde looked at Bob  and said, 
"Do you think he'll jump?"
 
Bob said,
"You know, I bet he'll jump."
 
The blonde replied,
"Well, I bet he won't."
  
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
"You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, 
The guy on the ledge 
Did a swan dive off the building, 
Falling to his death.
 
The blonde was very upset,
But willingly handed her $20 to Bob.  
"Fair's f air. Here's your money."

Bob replied,
"I can't take your money. 
I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news,
So I knew he would jump."
 
The blonde replied,
"I did, too,
But I didn't think he'd do it again."
 
Bob took the money.

[Stormy]

I don't blame her, why would anyone do that twice in one day? It's gotta hurt.

[Nan]

LOL funny funny .. I hope Dawn pops in to check the forum now and then and see's this one

[Koach]

How funny, I immediately thought of Dawn too. I wonder if she'll join us in chat again.