Stormy Posted August 12, 2013 Report Posted August 12, 2013 Ole was turning 78 and was overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. The doctor said, "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds." When Ole returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs.! "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?" Ole nodded ... "I'll tell you though, I thought I wuz gonna drop dead on dat 3rd day." "From the hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor. "Hell no, it wuz from all dat damn skippin!"
Administrators Nan Posted August 12, 2013 Administrators Report Posted August 12, 2013 LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Administrators Koach Posted August 12, 2013 Administrators Report Posted August 12, 2013 lol, I wonder if I can follow that diet.
TV_Tech Posted August 12, 2013 Report Posted August 12, 2013 lol stormy NO!! koach, you'll break another limb
Guest Merrlook Posted August 12, 2013 Report Posted August 12, 2013 Text deleted by management due to foreign language spam.
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