The bird and the worm

[Henry]

Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a large puddle of oil.

 

They see a worm on the other side.

 

So ... the one flies over and the other one swims through-which one gets to the worm first? The one who swam, of course, because "Da oily boid gets da woim." 

 

 

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.

 

He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

 

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. 

 

[Stormy]

oof

[Koach]

LOL, very good