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Recently I went to the doctor for my annual physical

The nurse asked me how much I weighed. I told her 135 lbs. Then she weighed me and the scale read 160.

 

She asked me how tall I was. I said, "5 feet, 5 inches." She measured me and I was only 5 feet, 3 inches.

 

So she took my blood pressure and told me it was high.

 

"Of course it's high" I said. "When I came in here I was tall and slender. Now I'm short and fat!!"

 

:D

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