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An elderly man in North Carolina owned a large farm that happened to have a large pond. It was just the right size for swimming, so he fixed it up with a picnic table, a dock, and shade trees. One evening the old farmer decided to take a walk down to the pond and grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

 

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing. As he approached the pond, he saw it was a group of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

 

Not wanting to startle the women he made them aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!

 

The old man smiled and said , 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked.' as he held up five-gallon pail.

 

'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

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