String Style

[Stormy]

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

 

The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

 

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

 

The string says, "No . . . I'm a frayed knot."

[engines]

lol good one.

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[Koach]

lol

[Guest]

If stormy can abuse puns so can I.