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One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to her sisters house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my aunt is, my mom decided to

play a trick while helping her prepare the Thanksgiving meal. Mom told my aunt that she needed something from the store.

When my aunts daughter left for the store , my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, and stuffed a Cornish hen, into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my cousin (my aunts daughter who went to the store) pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something,

she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother

exclaimed, "you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my cousin started to cry It took the family two hours to convince her that

turkeys lay eggs!

Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!....................

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