The scorned wife

[Koach]

After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The downtown luxury apartment he lived in with his wife was in his name and he wanted to remain there with his new love. So, he asked the wife to move out and told her he would buy her another place.

 

His wife agreed to this, but asked that she be given 3 days alone in the apartment to pack her things.

 

On the first day, she lovingly put her personal belongings into boxes, crates, and suitcases.

 

On the second day she had the movers come and collect her things.

 

On the third day she sat down for the last time at their candlelit dining table, played soft music in the background, and feasted on a pound of shrimp and a bottle of chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each room and deposited a few of the resulting shrimp shells into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

 

The husband came back with his new girl and all was bliss for the first few days. Then it started. Slowly but surely a terrible odor began filling every room. Clueless, the man could not explain why the place smelled so bad but the new couple tried everything to get rid of it. They cleaned and mopped and aired the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, carpets were steam cleaned, air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in and the carpets were replaced. But, no matter what they tried, the odor remained.

 

Finally, they could take it no more and decided to move. The moving company arrived and did a very professional packing job, taking everything to their new home...including the curtain rods.

[Nan]

LOL love it, I know of someone who actually did that - or something very similar

[Stormy]

LOL

[Smiley]

Old Polish saying:

 

Don't get mad, get even.

[engines]

nice one.

[Guest]

Serves him right !!!!