T'was the night before elections

[Guest]

T'was the night before elections,

And all thru' the town,

Tempers were flaring

Emotions ran up and down.

 

I, in my bathrobe

With a cat in my lap,

Had shut off the TV,

tired of political crap.

 

When all of a sudden,

There arose such a noise,

I peered out my window,

Saw Obama and his boys

 

They had come for my wallet,

They wanted my pay

To hand out to others

Who had not worked a day!

 

He snatched up my money,

And quick as a wink,

Jumped back on his bandwagon

As I gagged from the stink.

 

He then rallied his henchmen

Who were pulling his cart.

I could tell they were out

To tear my country apart!

 

'On Fannie, on Freddie,

On Biden and Ayers!

On Acorn, on Pelosi'

He screamed at the pairs!

 

They took off for his cause,

And as they flew out of sight,

I heard him laugh at a nation

Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think on this one final note...

IF YOU DON'T WANT SOCIALISM GET OUT AND VOTE !!!!

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[Nan]

LOL Dawn, I love it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Koach]

lol that's funny. I'll pass it around to some of my friends.

[Stormy]

Good one Dawn

[Guest]

Ma, why don't you get a job?

There ain't no reason, son

We're doing fine, long as I get

My checks from Washington.

Since I ain't got no man around

To work and care for us

The gummint takes your Daddy's place

(Whichever one he was.)

Food stamps and WIC, Obamacare,

And even cellphones too!

Just be sure you vote Democrat,

They'll hand it all to you.

The lady down at ACORN said

That all I gotta do

Is register the cat and dog

And vote a time or two.

Obama has it all worked out,

So don't get all upset.

You'll never have to work a day

To get all you can get.

But if Obama pays it all

And feeds us milk and honey,

There's one thing I don't understand:

Where does he get the money?

Don't worry, son, there ain't no hitch

Obama's got a plan:

He's gonna soak the evil rich

To help the common man.

But don't they build the businesses

That give some folks the jobs

So they can pay the income taxes

That Obama robs?

That ain't my problem, I don't work.

Don't care where money's found

Long as Obama keeps his word

To "spread the wealth around."

But Ma, I still don't understand:

If they can't make some dough,

Then wouldn't they just close up shop

And move to Mexico?

You're talking like some "one percent"

Those suckers never learn.

How dare they think that they should keep

The money that they've earned!

But Mama won't there come a day

When they run out of cash?

If Obama takes it all away

Where will he get his stash?

You're giving me a headache, boy

You smartass little brat.

Stop thinking so much if you want

To be a Democrat.

[Nan]

amen to that

[Koach]

/me goes to apply for food stamps