Fund Raisers

[Stormy]

A Cyclone blew across the Pacific Rim. It didn't take long for the expensive yacht to be swamped by high waves, sinking without a trace. There were only two survivors: the boat's owner, Dr. Smythe and the steward, Marcus who managed to swim to the closest island. After reaching the deserted strip of land, the steward was crying and very upset that they would never be found. Dr. Smythe on the other hand was quite calm, relaxing against a tree. "Dr. Smythe, Dr. Smythe, how can you be so calm?" cried Marcus. "We're going to die on this lonely island. We'll never be discovered here." "Sit down and listen to what I have to say, Marcus." began the confident Dr. Smythe. "Five years ago, I gave the United Way $500,000 and another $500,000 to my church. I donated the same amounts four years ago. And, three years ago, I did very well in the stock market, so I contributed $750,000 to each. Last year, business was good, so the two charities each got a million dollars." stated Dr. Smythe. "So what?" shouted Marcus. "Well, it's time for their annual fundraising drives, and I know they're going to find me!" smiled Dr. Smythe.

Source: http://jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/weatherjokes/cyclonejokes.html

[Koach]

LOL, boy is that ever true. If Dr. Smythe had donated $20 to either the republican or democratic party, you can be sure they would find him too.

[Lizzie]

There is a tracking chip implanted! Tracking him by satellite!

[Stormy]

Howdy Lizzie