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  1. Cool pics Dodge
  2. Thanks Koach, they were a little bland when they arrived, but perhaps that was the paper I printed them onto
  3. LOL
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    Spaghetti

    A SPAGHETTI LOVE STORY For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. Furthermore, if she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. 'Honey, she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.' 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written: Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce.
  5. Thanks TV I'll give it a try and report back
  6. I expect you will send me some to taste test
  7. Nan

    Bill Gates

    lol
  8. Nan

    Babies

    HaHaHa .. good one
  9. Nan

    Where's the Husband?

    LOL
  10. I don't think we get Dr Pepper here, so can you tell me what flavour it is and is it carbonated soft drink? then I can try and find an alternative.
  11. LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  12. Thanks Henry, as Stormy said it's very interesting and gives us more knowledge about your customs and traditions
  13. Quite a nice view
  14. Lovely
  15. Nan

    My Desktop

    Very nice TV !!!
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    Bill and Blanche

    Bill and his wife Blanche go to the Yorkshire Show every year, And every year Bill would say, " Blanche, I'd like to ride in that there 'elicopter " Blanche always replied, " I know Bill, but that 'elicopter ride is twenty quid, And twenty quid is twenty quid! " One year Bill and Blanche went to the fair, and Bill said, " Blanche, I'm 75 years old. If I don't ride that there 'elicopter, I might never get another chance " To this, Blanche replied, " Bill that 'elicopter ride is twenty quid, and twenty quid is twenty quid " The pilot overheard the couple and said, " I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's twenty quid. " Bill and Blanche agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, But still not a word... When they landed, the pilot turned to Bill and said, " By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.. I'm impressed! " Bill replied, " Well, to tell you t'truth I almost said summat when Blanche fell out, But tha' knows, twenty quid is twenty quid! "
  17. Nan

    Making Plans

    LOL ... I know the feeling !
  18. LOL toooooooo cute
  19. Nan

    Four men in a bar

    LOL
  20. Nan

    BUD THE COWBOY

    ROFL, Love it !!
  21. LOL
  22. Happy Birthday Koach !!!! Hope you have a fantastic day
  23. Happy Birthday joni !!!
  24. That looks really tasty and very healthy too
  25. Many thanks everyone for the birthday wishes I had a lovely day capped off with a roast dinner at my daughter's house
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