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  1. Unfortunately I can't see any of the photos Henry but thanks for the information. I had never really thought about tall towers, only tall buildings
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    Winning Nobel prize

    LOL
  3. Good one and so very true
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    Mushrooms

    LOL
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    Is Mommy home?

    LOL good one !!!!
  6. Very sorry, Henry. He was far too young
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    Want to be healed?

    LOL !!
  8. Great fish, I bet you are jealous !!!!!! The salmon looks nasty lol (but probably nice when baked in foil with a little butter and some herbs)
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    Swerve to avoid a box

    LOL
  10. LOL scary !!!!!
  11. LOL good one
  12. Happy Birthday Stormy !! Have a fantastic day !
  13. Happy Birthday, grip !!!!!
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    For Picker

    LOL !!!!!!!!
  15. ALERTS TO THREATS IN EUROPE with acknowledgement to JOHN CLEESE The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada. The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years. The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose." Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy. Australia , meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level. Regards, John Cleese , British writer, actor and tall person And as a final thought - Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC.
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    God

    LOL !!!
  17. We miss you too dancing lady .. hurry back when you can
  18. LOL Dawn
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    Funny pics

    I believe Thanksgiving isn't all that far away, and it's a time when we all know that Koach makes a turkey !!!! Here is his method of cooking the turkey
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    my cat

    What a pretty cat, Henry, it's always very sad when we lose one of our little people with fur
  21. Words that might confuse you: "ute" - short for "utility vehicle" I believe you call them a pickup. "mozzies" - mosquitos "cold tinnies" - cold cans of beer "pub" - hotel "counter lunch" - lunch you buy at the pub through the week that can be eaten while sitting at the bar (although these days most pubs have high tables and benches with stools, scattered around the pub for such purpose A ute ^^^ Typical pub setting for meals
  22. I can remove it if you would like me to, let me know
  23. LOGON: Adding wood to make the barbie hotter LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the barbie. MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the barbie. DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the ute. HARD DRIVE: Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies. KEYBOARD: Where you hang the ute keys. WINDOWS: What you shut when the weather's cold. SCREEN: What you shut in the mozzie season.. BYTE: What mozzies do MEGABYTE: What Townsville mozzies do. CHIP: A pub snack. MICROCHIP: What's left in the bag after you've eaten the chips. MODEM: What you did to the lawns. LAPTOP: Where the cat sleeps. SOFTWARE: Plastic knives and forks you get at Red Rooster. HARDWARE: Stainless steel knives and forks - from K-Mart. MOUSE: The small rodent that eats the grain in the shed. MAINFRAME: What holds the shed up. WEB: What spiders make. WEBSITE: Usually in the shed or under the verandah. SEARCH ENGINE: What you do when the ute won't go. CURSOR: What you say when the ute won't go. YAHOO: What you say when the ute does go. UPGRADE: A steep hill. SERVER: The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch. MAIL SERVER: The bloke at the pub who brings out the counter lunch. USER: The neighbour who keeps borrowing things. NETWORK:What you do when you need to repair the fishing net. INTERNET: Where you want the fish to go. NETSCAPE: What the fish do when they discover a hole in the net. ONLINE: Where you hang the washing. OFFLINE: Where the washing ends up when the pegs aren't strong enough.
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    Image uploads

    Yay, thanks Eyecu
  25. Great pics Stormy, I watched for a while, then nodded off on the couch, then saw it at full eclipse and went to bed lol it was really awesome thats for sure
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