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A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?" The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic... "Try doing it with the engine running."

I am not much of an expert with mirc, so if anyone can do this better or more eloquently, please do Right now, I am using this: When I connect, i start a timer in case I am not actually able to get my nick. Of course, put your registered nick whereever you see Koach. /timer5 0 30 /nick Koach Then, if i get the notice that my nick is in use, I use this to get my nick back and turn the timer off. raw 433:*: { /ns ghost $2 my-nick-pass /nick $2 /timer5 off } Is there a better way? Edited by Koach Jan 21, 2012

Happy Birthday, Shady

Happy Birthday, Alicia!

lol very funny. I sometimes feel like throwing some darts at chatters. Is that the same?

Happy Birthday Err0r

Glad to see you back home Stormy

Happy New Year to all!

That was very interesting to read, Henry. Thanks for posting it Can you provide a url so we know who wrote the article?

If Colorado had spiders that grew to 7-9 inches in diameter, I'd have to move lol

Wow, that is one ugly spider lol How big is he? Do you know what kind it is?

An Israeli doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 6 weeks." A British doctor says: "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 4 weeks." A Canadian doctor says: "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks." An American doctor, not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way behind...... We took a man with NO brain, made him President, and now the whole country is looking for work.

Merry Christmas! from Sonic_Koach and his three Grandkids Pretty good name for a band, don't you think? lol http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/pT1LSsJUYYtVs4xA

This sounds really good. Next time I need a dip, I am going to give it a try

Thanks Henry Happy Holiday to you too.

Very nice Nan. I know who I am lol

I have read some of Michael Crichton's books and have liked them. I'll try to pick up "State of Fear" next time I am at the book store.

lol, so you and reclaimer agree on candidates. I took the test twice, the first time answering the questions as truthfully as I actually felt. The results were 1st) Bachman, 2nd) Gingrich, and 3rd, Perry. The second time, 1st) Bachman, 2nd) Perry, 3rd Gingrich Interestingly, Romney scored very low in both my tests. Even Obama scored better

Happy Holidays to everyone from me too Thanks to everybody for making koach.com a success Koach

Very interesting list. I learned (and forgot) a lot of this in Anatomy and Human Physiology courses at Colorado University. But, I don't remember this one: Similar to finger prints, everyone's tongue has a unique tongue print Just wait, soon, when they book criminals, they'll say, "put your tongue on this ink pad and then put it here." Also, I have to disagree with this one: The nose can remember 50,000 scents To the best of my knowledge, the nose doesn't remember anything, the brain does the remembering lol

Happy Birthday ChatRT!

Happy Birthday Sweety!

Happy Birthday Raven!

A young woman visits her parents and brings her fianc

lol this would be a fun project for a young person (maybe age 8-10 and, of course, with adult supervision). Hey, what do you know, my grandkids are about to go on Christmas break. I might try this with them