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wow, they are really good looking dogs Do you have them all sold yet?

Farmer Joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck. He decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?" said the lawyer. Farmer Joe responded, "Well I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the...." "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted, "just answer the question." "Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'!" Farmer Joe said, "Well I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road...." The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question." By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule Bessie." Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me. He said, "Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are you feeling?"

Thanks for posting this TV, and Smiley. I did not know much of that, and it's very interesting.

Happy Birthday kiwigirl!

lol great pics Nan. Migaloo is downright scary, and Moli was very nice to pose for us. I don't think there is any chance I could get my cats to dress up lol

lol very funny

LOL, good one

I seem to remember Dawn showing us a study about the effect a blonde had on the IQ of a room

lol, same here stormy

LOL very funny

Very interesting project. Will you refinish the cabinet or is it worth more as original?

LOL

I like your revised post, nice story and a great time

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife. So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk. "Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push??" "No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost??" "But the guy was drunk," says the husband. "It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the right thing to help him." So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed and goes downstairs. He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push??" And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please." So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?" And the stranger replies, "I'm over here, on your swing."

lol no comment (yet)

lol Casa, the pictures you post are a riot

lol Nan, that's a good one.

lol thanks for sharing them, Henry

That will be beautiful when it's finished. Please post the finished product too.

nice work area. I wish I knew what 10% of that stuff did lol

nice pictures, Dodge. Thanks for posting.

wow, that's an old one. What year is it?

lol, Dustin can count like that too (but thankfully, can count numbers as well) I like the one about the FBI interview lol

LOL, very funny!

Here is another recipe for half sours that I like a little better \ Half Sour Pickles recipe number 2 This recipe was emailed to me by a friend a while ago, but I don't remember by whom, so I can't give credit. They are sure good 1/2 teaspoon crushed black peppercorns 1/2 teaspoon crushed coriander seeds 2 bay leaves 2-3 galic cloves, cut into pieces 2 quarts worth of pickling cucumbers (3-5 inch, not gherkin size) 3 dill heads 2 chile pepper (I have also used 1 1/3 tsp of chopped red pepper flakes) 2.5 tablespoons of picking salt 6 cups of water In a large glass container (large enough to hold 6 cups of water and the cucumbers) mix the water, crushed peppercorns, coriander seeds, garlic, bay leaves, dill heads, salt and chile pepper. Wash the cucumbers and remove any of the blossom ends (they make the pickles bitter). Add the pickles to the brine. Add some water to a quart or gallon size freezer bag and place it on top of the pickles to keep them submerged. Put some kind of a container under the pickle jar to catch any seeping brine. In about 3 days, you'll see bubbles rising, which indicates the fermentation has begun. Remove any scum that forms on the top of the brine and wash any scum off the freezer bag. The pickles will be ready in 3-5 days, depending on your taste. When they are ready, skim off any scum, and store them in the refrigerator. They are best eaten within one to two weeks (if you can get them to last that long lol).