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Koach

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  1. lol, I've seen "everything" pizzas before, but never like that one.
  2. lol, I remember that too. Also, off topic, can you believe MSN used tht awful Orange color?
  3. Happy Birthday Stormy! What are you, 70 now?
  4. Koach

    The car door

    Two guys met in the middle of the desert. One was carrying a car door, the other an umbrella. The one with the car door said to the guy with the umbrella, "Why are you carrying that umbrella around, it isn't going to rain in the desert?" To which the guy with the umbrella replies, "Yeah”, but it keeps me out of the sun! By the way, why are you carrying around that car door, you don’t even have a car to go with it” The guy with the car door says, "yeah, well at least if I get too hot from the sun I can just roll down the window!"
  5. lol, that picture is a riot.
  6. lol that's funny. I'll pass it around to some of my friends.
  7. It almost looks as though it was on some other planet. Very strange and beautiful.
  8. Koach

    Before the Storm

    That is very eery.
  9. That's interesting. I've seen photos similar to yours, but never knew how they were done.
  10. Happy Birthday, grip!
  11. Koach

    Poor in Eid

    lol that's very good
  12. That's really good, Republic. Thanks for sharing it with us, I know that sharing something you have written takes a lot of courage I hope you'll join us for our readers discussions. I know you'll be a great addition to our group. Koach
  13. They are very talented artists. Thanks Dodge
  14. They are great Nan. Thanks for sharing them. I'll show them to kylee too
  15. LOL
  16. LOL, i think i've met that person.
  17. Koach

    Mariah Carey's quote

    lol, is that actually a real story?
  18. That all looks really good, except the part about hazelnuts. I don't think I can eat them.
  19. If we had crickets like that in Colorado, I'd move lol
  20. lol, very funny, and I can just see a third grader mixing his words up like that.
  21. Great shot, with the bird flying by, Dodge.
  22. Koach

    Lethal Food

    LOL!
  23. wow, they are really good looking dogs Do you have them all sold yet?
  24. Farmer Joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck. He decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?" said the lawyer. Farmer Joe responded, "Well I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the...." "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted, "just answer the question." "Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'!" Farmer Joe said, "Well I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road...." The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question." By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule Bessie." Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me. He said, "Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are you feeling?"
  25. Thanks for posting this TV, and Smiley. I did not know much of that, and it's very interesting.
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