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HAPPY BIRTHDAY Dash!! Hope you had a great day :)

This was forwarded to me by Elusive Butterfly. Thanks EB! A young blond girl in her late teens, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch" "How much will you charge me?" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and brushes and everything she would need were in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?" "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" he responded. The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blond jokes." A few hours later the blond came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already??" the startled husband asked. "Yes," the blond replied, "and I even had paint left over so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her along with a $10 tip "Thank you," the blond said, "And, by the way, it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

Happy Birthday Casa! Enjoy this pizza at your own risk

He is really talented. I like the top carving that looks like the inside of a shell that has a spiral shape.

I agree, they are very good. If you have any pictures of his sculptures, I'd love to see them too. lol, did you tell him he now has a following in the US?

You live in a very interesting, and beautiful part of the world.

Thanks Nan, they are very interesting pictures.

lol

Another one ElusiveButterfly sent me lol

I love bob newhart lol

I liked win7, but I like win 10 much better.

LOL, i never thought about that. But, i want to point out the level of skill to kill him with only breaking one leg off. Maybe his buddies will think he's just sleeping, and leave me alone <innocent smile>

I hunted this sucker for two days. R.I.P. Fly lol

Welcome Home! Hope you are back to normal soon.

Merry Christmas from Colorado too!

Pics here too, please lol I am not surprised they want to keep you in the hospital. That's not a minor surgery.

That's a good way to end, with a period lol.

Congratulations from me too! Was she born a little earlier than expected?

LOL that's very funny

That's pretty interesting. You make some good points too, Chirp. In 23 years the technology will certainly be good enough to do that. I suppose it's possible that there may be solar cells efficient enough to provide enough electricity to charge the batteries. But, otherwise, I don't know where the power will come from. It will be interesting to see how the bill progresses.

Made pot roast tonight. Isn't that beautiful? yum lol

LOL that's funny!

With the shape the navy is in, they'd be lucky not to blow themselves up lol

LOL, I'm sorry. But, i know you'll find other sources of amusement.

That's a good article, I see the writer's name, but where was it published? I agree with all the points he made. When I ask someone who supports the kneeling what they are protesting, the answer is always "social injustice." But, when I push for a more exact answer, they don't have one. So, they are protesting over a slogan. I thought I would really miss watching NFL games, but once I decided to boycott games, I realized there were a lot better things to spend my time doing, things I enjoyed more. For example, throwing the football around with Dustin, or playing my guitar by myself, or with Dustin, or cleaning the house (which it really needs, and I learned I didn't really mind doing it lol). Once the Broncos stopped the kneeling, and I started watching them again, i didn't miss not watching the other games. And, i often forget about Monday and Thursday Night Football entirely. I have a lot of fun playing Fantasy football, and I don't have to watch any of the games to do that. So, Goodell, and the spoiled brat millionaire players, really have hurt the league by refusing to take a stand, and I am happy to be watching fewer football games.