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The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me." So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. "Listen up, men," says the Sergeant. "Johnson, report to the mess hall for KP. Smith, report to Personnel to sign some papers. The rest of you men report to the Motor Pool for maintenance. Oh by the way, Jones, your mother died, report to the commander." Later that day the Captain called the Sergeant into his office. "Hey, Sarge, that was a pretty cold way to inform Jones his mother died. Couldn't you be a bit more tactful, next time?" "Yes, sir," answered the Sarge. A few months later, the Captain called the Sergeant in again with, "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private McGrath's mother died. You'd better go tell him and send him in to see me. This time be more tactful." So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation. "Ok, men, fall in and listen up." "Everybody with a mother, take two steps forward." "Not so fast, McGrath!"

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At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle. The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, "I was just trying to be a good ring bear."

Hawawshy is a public spicy BBQ in Egypt. It is made from mince-meat and bread that has a delicious taste and an attractive smell. You can make it easily in your kitchen. Ready in: 45 min Ingredients - Wheat bread. - 1 pound mince-meat. - An onion. - Cubes of fat meat. - Salt, ginger, nutmeg, paprika, cinnamon and any kind of spices. Method 1- Mix all ingredients into a bowl. 2- Halve bread from inside. 3- Place half of grease between bread. 4- Spread meat in the base of bread. 5- Spread the rest of grease in a frying pan. 6- Cover them with foil. 7- Put them into oven around a half hour. 8- Take them out from oven and cut Hawawshy. Enjoy. Pictured Method

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Lokmat El Kady is an Arabian dessert. It looks like a Ping Pong ball and has a golden color. It has a spongy texture and a fragile taste which melts in your mouth. It is made from flour, starch and sweet syrup. Ready in: 15 min Ingredients For Dough - 1/4 pound wheat flour. - 1 tablespoon oil. - 3 tsp starch. - 1/2 tsp sugar. - 1/2 tsp salt. - 1 tablespoon active yeast. For Sugar Syrup - 2 cup sugar. - 2 tsp lemon juice. Method Sugar Syrup 1- Place sugar in a pot and pour 1.5 cup of water on it. 2- Heat the pot and stir sugar until is dissolved and has a firm texture. 3- Pour lemon juice. 4- Pour it in a jar and cool it. Dough and Frying 1- Dissolve yeast and1/2 tsp sugar in a cup of warm water. 2- Pour oil and salt over yeast and leave it in a warm place for 30 min. 3- Place flour in a deep dish and pour yeast on it. 4- Dissolve starch in a cup of water and pour it above flour. 5- Stir ingredients well until the dough is soft. 6- Place dough in a warm place for 30 min to be fermented. 7- Scoop dough up by a small ladle and drop the formed balls of dough in hot oil. 8- Stir balls frequently by a loop until golden brown. Finally, pour the syrup on Lokmat El-Kady and enjoy. Pictured Method Sugar Syrup Dough and Frying

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Moammar Rice is an Egyptian dish which has a delicious taste. It is made from rice, milk and soup. This dish won't eat it in a restaurant because it is a domestic dish only. It may fill with meat or a pigeon piece. Ready in: 60 min Ingredients - 2 cup rice. - 1 cup milk. - 1 cup broth. - 2 tablespoon milk cream. - 1/2 tsp black pepper. - 1 tsp spices. - 1 tsp salt. - Cooked meat slides. Method 1- Wash rice and soak in water for 15 min, then screen well. 2- Add spices and black pepper. 3- Add milk cream and mix well. 4- Move rice into a pottery or pyrex casserole. 5- Boil milk and broth and add salt. 6- Add small slides for any type of cooked meat you want. 7- Pour boiled milk mix upon rice until rice is completely covered by liquid. 8- Stir rice and boil it. 9- Place rice in the hot oven and leave it around 30 min and spread a tablespoon of gee on the surface. 10- After 15 min, take rice out oven. Pictured Method

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A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents."

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Syrian man hapless luck. Dreamed of leaving Syria. Much to the fatigue that taking passport to America. His first day in America finds contest he entered in this contest. and Won first place. Surprise was that the prize is a trip to Syria

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Muslims around the world are celebrating the Eid al-Fitr festival, which marks the end of the holy month of Ramadan. Worshippers gathered in mosques in Indonesia, the world's most populous Muslim country, to begin the celebrations Thursday. Saudi Arabia, home to Islam's holiest sites, also began Eid celebrations Thursday along with Muslims in Syria and Malaysia. Crowds of worshippers prayed and celebrated in Cairo's Tahrir Square, while Egypt's interim leaders attended prayers at a mosque in the capital. U.S. President Barack Obama wished Muslims a "blessed and joyful celebration," citing the traditions of Ramadan as ones that serve as a reminder to be grateful and compassionate. Eid al-Fitr celebrates the purification achieved during Ramadan -- a month of sunrise-to-sunset fasting, one of the five pillars of Islam. Eid is the first day of the Islamic month of Shawwal and a major holiday. Because most significant Islamic events depend on a lunar sighting, the festival's timing can vary in different countries. Eid al-Fitr follows the sighting of the new moon which signifies the end of the fast in the month of Ramadan. On the Islamic calendar, Eid al-Fitr (Feast of Breaking the Fast) is celebrated before Eid al-Ad’ha. Eid means recurring happiness or festivity. Eid is celebrated with enthusiasm every where in the world. Muslims all over the world buy new clothes for Eid and exchange gifts. Traditionally they visit the mosques not only to attend to the Eid prayer but also to hand out gifts and donations to the unprivileged kids and the needy. Eid prayer is performed by the whole community in an outdoor prayer ground that is known as the musalla. In large cities, the Eid prayer is also performed in congregations in mosques. Greetings of "Eid-Mubarak" or "a blessed Eid" are exchanged. A very important aspect of Eid is the charity which all the Muslims are expected to give to the needy. Few festivals in the Muslim world are anticipated with greater delight than Eid el-Fitr. It is this festival that marks the end of the holy month of Ramadan, the annual assertion of ‘the spirit over the flesh’. Customs and traditions There is a wide range of customs and traditions that mark the Eid el-Fitr celebrations in various countries in North Africa, the Middle and Far East and even in the Pacific, but in general it is looked upon as a day for the family, rather than a public celebration. The day always starts with special Eid prayers at the main mosque (also attended by the women in some countries), followed later on in the day by a large celebratory lunch at the house of the eldest member of the family. Children receive gifts of cash and new clothes. Preparation for the festival often starts the day before and the entire celebration could last up to five days. Children dress smartly and call their friends’ and neighbours’ homes in the evening and sweets are given out. On Eid el-Fitr itself, a typical family lunch will consist of Fata (rice, bread and meat topped with tomato sauce), stuffed sweet pastries, sambouseh (pastries stuffed with meat or cheese), and other meat dishes; as well the famous Egyptian cookies that are baked specially for Eid El-Fitr and served for breakfast.

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After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned. There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a music concert. The note reads, "I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight's concert of Garth Brooks, the country-and-western music star." Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the concert and return home late. They find their house has been robbed. Valuable goods have been taken from thoughout the house, from basement to attic. And, there is a note on the door reading, "Well, you still have your car. I have to put my newly born kid through college somehow, don't I?"