Henry

A woman asked her husband ,if I die what you do? husband Told her,I will be crazy. she Said,you will not marry after me. husband Told her,the Crazy man possible to do anything and not admonishes to his actions .

Lol Koach,What he do if Sunbeam shattered glass window ?

Happy Birthday Stormy Stormy

The most beautiful river in the world in five colors This river in the north in Colombia, specifically in the (Sierra de Los Macarena) Beautiful in these pictures is that they are their true colors without any tricks photograph. If you find yourself in this place you on a date with a feeling of happiness and calm self-appearance of the colors that will make you feel like you are in the finest orchard. This from the outside, the inside will find under the bottom of the river rocks covered in green algae and plants that paint the bottom of the river green and brown Along the river up to 100 km in length and 20 meters broadened

Happy Birthday, grip grip

Happy Birthday Morph3us Morph3us

An elderly lady was well-known for her Iman and for her confidence in talking about it. She would stand in front of her house and say Alhamdulilah "Allah be praised" to all those who passed by. Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!" Hard times came upon the elderly lady, and she prayed for Allah to send her some assistance. She would pray out loud in her night prayer" Oh Allah! I need food!! I am having a hard time, please Lord, PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!" The atheist happened to hear her as she was praying, and decided to play a prank on her. The next morning the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of groceries and shouted, "Alhamdulilah, Allah be praised!." The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, "Aha! I told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn't." The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said, "ALHAMDULILAH WA SHUKRILLAH”. He not only sent me groceries, but he made the devil pay for them!

Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him." So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?" "Intelligence," the boss said. "What do you mean, ‘intelligence'?" The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can." The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That's intelligence!" The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did he say?" "He said we are down here because of intelligence." "What's intelligence?" said the friend. The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand."

lol koach,Yes. These in her personal memoir http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/m/mariah_carey.html

Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of the King of Jordan. Mariah told CNN "I'm inconsolable at the present time, I was a very good friend of Jordan, he was probably the greatest basketball player this country has ever seen, we will never see his like again". When told by reporters that it was King Hussein of Jordan who had died and not Michael Jordan, Mariah was then led away by her security in a state of "confusion".

WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there, she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. And, yes, Linda is a blonde.

A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realises the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to?" "You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea." The man lowered his head and said, "Wedding cake."

good one Stormy

2 cups rice One and a half cup of lentils Bjbh 2 chopped onion or clip rings 3 tablespoons margarine or Zeetmlh - Pepper The amount of tomato sauce is a 1 cup strained tomatoes 2 tablespoons margarine 2 tablespoons vinegar Pepper activities 1 cup water How to prepare and cook Kosheri: 1 - wash all of the rice and lentils thoroughly individual. 2 - are both cook lentils and rice separately with the addition of salt boiling time. 3 - Drain the water boiling, and mixed with lentils and rice in one pot. 4 - trigger ghee or oil and brown the onions, then Winchell onions and pour ghee or oil on the backward rice and lentils. 5 - Kosheri placed on low heat for ten minutes. 6 - a large scoop in a dish with onions and outlines the face reddish has boiled, add pasta cropped on the face when they apply. Kosheri way to prepare sauce: 1 - triggers ghee or oil and add the tomatoes and leave the refinery on the fire until it is Zbeckha. 2 - Add water and left to boil, then remove from heat and add the salt, pepper, vinegar and chilli in a dish and drink the sauce to the time of application. And after Kosheri must eat rice with milk This is something essential in Egypt Ingredients: 2 cups rice washed and drained well 1 cup cream Fourth m - r salt Cup water 2 liters milk 1910 - as the sugar 17:00 - Al-starch 1 cup water Half a kilo of roasted hazelnuts 14:00 - PO vanilla 17:00 - K Brown Sugar 14:00 - K Water Method: The modus operandi of rice with milk and nuts Place rice and cream and salt in the pot and mix well Then settled rice over low heat heat until cooked Put the milk in a saucepan on the fire with 10 teaspoons of sugar until boiling Add the rice to mature previously boiled rice and stir well And is soluble starch in water and add the rice and milk gradually with continuous stirring When you get hurt in the strength of thick pot surrender and leave to cool slightly Placed in the skillet with brown sugar, vanilla and water Until fully melted sugar And then mixed nuts Distributes nuts on the face of dishes make a rice milk to cool slightly after And provide rice with milk and nuts

LOL

Happy Birthday kiwigirl

A dentist ran out of anaesthetic just before the last extraction for the day was scheduled. He gave the nurse a very large needle, instructing her to jab it hard into the patient's butt when the signal was given, so it would take his attention away from the tooth extraction. It all happened in an instant. The nurse, patient, and pliers were in place. The signal was given, and the nurse bayoneted the patient with the needle just as the dentist yanked the tooth. Afterwards, the dentist asked, "Hurt much?" The patient hesitated, "Didn't hardly feel it come out. And, man, those roots were really deep!"

A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead. "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week." The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?" "Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."

Two blondes were trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue: Blonde One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Blonde Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! it's starting to rain, and the top is down!

There was a blind girl who used to hate everyone except her Boyfriend........ She always used to say that I would marry you, if i could see!! Suddenly one day some one donates her eyes.......and then when she sees her Boyfriend......she is astonished to see that her Boyfriend is also blind........ Her boyfriend then asks ...Darling!!!!WILL YOU MARRY ME NOW? She thinks for a while and says, Sorry!!! But, I can't......... Her Boyfriend goes away saying.... GOD BLESS YOU DEAR!!!! JUST TAKE CARE OF MY EYES!!

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife,"Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of six?'" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."

lol koach,Very funny

Two guys on a photo safari in South Africa far from their vehicle or shelter with no means of protection. All of a sudden they realise that a lioness has crept up behind them unexpectedly and that they are in grave danger of being attacked. One of them immediately bends down, whips off his safari boots and dons his trainers. The other says to him "Are you crazy? That's just a waste of time - you'll never outrun a lion." The other replies "I don't have to outrun the lion, I only have to outrun you...."

The maths teacher asked Little Billy "If you have £20 and I ask you for £10 as a loan, how many pounds would you still have?". "Twenty" came the reply. "How so?" enquired the teacher. "Just because you ask me to loan you £10, it doesn't mean I am going to". A schoolteacher sent a letter to all parents after day one of the new term which said “If you can promise that you will not believe all that your child says goes on at school, I will promise you that I won't believe all that your child says goes on at home". A young boy was teaching mathematics to a young girl, saying that this was his good deed. He kissed her; he then kissed her again; he kissed her a third time adding "There, thats addition". She silently gave him the kisses back sweetly saying " So that will be substraction?". They then kissed each other at the same time. Both smiled and said together " That's multiplication.” Just at that moment, the young girls father arrived. He kicked him for two blocks exclaiming "That's long division".

Bring your father to school day came, and every kid brought his dad except Billy. After every dad had its speech, the teacher asks the kid: “Billy, what does your father do? Why is he not here?” “ He’s at an interview for a job at the FBI!” “Wow that’s great! What will his job be?” “I don’t know. When they took him last night they told my mother they’re bringing him in for questioning” In the first day of school, the teacher wanted to see if kids know how to count to 14. When she gets to Jerry, the kid gets up and starts: “Well....1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10, ace, jack, queen, king” The teacher writes on the table “2-2=” “Billy, could you tell me the result?” “Yes it’s easy, It’s a draw”