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Stormy

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  1. I was just going to post that LOL
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    E-MAIL FROM HELL

    lol yes, if I were her, I'd be very . . . concerned.
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    E-MAIL FROM HELL

    A few days after her husband's death, a grieving widow accidentally receives an e-mail from a man waiting for his wife in Miami. The e-mail reads: Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P.S. Sure is hot down here.
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    ZIP CODES

    Blonde: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a cell phone?" Blonde: "They're too expensive, so I did the next best thing: I put a mailbox in my car." Psychiatrist: "And do you receive any letters?" Blonde: "No, but I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."
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    The Sand Deliverer

    and probably worked
  6. LOL
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    Beer for all

    A union boss walks into a bar next door to the factory and is about to order a drink to celebrate Obama’s victory when he sees a guy close by wearing a Romney for President button and two beers in front of him. He doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican. So, he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Republican." Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Republican gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice. This infuriates the union boss. So the union boss once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!" So just to make his point one more time, the union boss once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. But, as before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!" Frustrated, the union boss asks the bartender, "What the hell is the matter with that Republican? I've ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the silly jerk does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts?" "Nope," replies the bartender. "He owns the place."
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    String Style

    A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here." The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?" The string says, "No . . . I'm a frayed knot."
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    Geometry

    Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'" Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"
  10. LOL
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    A Really Bad Day

    LOL
  12. Thanks for checking in Star, sounds like you're working hard but still enjoying it mostly. See ya when ya have time
  13. Very interesting, thatnks Henry. I agree with Koach, seems to be a cruel way to do that, but it's a tradition so I really have no clue.
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    poor rabbit

    LOL< good one
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    NASA Experiment

    LOL
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    Blonde at Football Game

    Probably Dawn's first football game
  17. Stormy

    Thanksgiving Gag

    Way to go Mom
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    The scorned wife

    LOL
  19. nice
  20. I may have said this before, but you're wierd
  21. YAY PIZZA, PIZZA
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    The car door

    LOL, must have been a blonde guy.
  23. LOL, almost Koach, 68 actually Thanks
  24. Good one Dawn
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