Stormy

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Thanks for checking in Star, sounds like you're working hard but still enjoying it mostly. See ya when ya have time

Very interesting, thatnks Henry. I agree with Koach, seems to be a cruel way to do that, but it's a tradition so I really have no clue.

LOL< good one

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Probably Dawn's first football game

Way to go Mom

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nice

I may have said this before, but you're wierd

YAY PIZZA, PIZZA

LOL, must have been a blonde guy.

LOL, almost Koach, 68 actually Thanks

Good one Dawn

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Very nice, thanks for sharing, that will give me something to think about as I sleep tonight

Happy Birthday, grip

Happy Birthday Morph3us

You make a good point Henry

Thanks for sharing those Nan

Better than a Flu Shot! Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea ... as he sat facing her old Hammond organ,the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl Sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things,a condom! When she returned with tea and scones,they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. 'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' Pointing to the bowl. 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.

Blondes rule, what would we do for jokes without them

That's one ugly bug.

"RETARDED" GRANDPARENTS Written by a third grader , on what his grandparents do. After Christmas , a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house , but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida. Now they live in a tin box that has wheels, but it's strapped to the ground. They ride around on their bicycles , and wear name tags , because they don't know who they are anymore. They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now, they do exercises there , but they don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but they all just jump up and down in it with hats on. At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every night - early birds. Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck. My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and , says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.